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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in
the morning and does not stop until you get into the
office.
------------Robert Frost


The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's
there to appreciate it.

------------Franklin P. Jones


We must believe in luck. For how else can we
explain the success of those
we don't like?
------------Jean Cocturan


It's amazing that the amount of news that happens
in the world everyday
always just exactly fits the newspaper.

------------Jerry Seinfeld


If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be
watching television in
the dark.------------
Michael Landon


Always a! nd never are two words you should always
remember never to use.

------------Wendell Johnson


It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or
lose.

------------Darrin Weinberg


Remember that as a teenager you are in the last
stage of your life when
you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.


------------Fran Lebowitz 

 

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