A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into
the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a
frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from
this trap, I will grant you three wishes.
" The woman freed
the frog. The frog said, "Thank you,
but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that
whatever you wish for,
your husband will get ten times more
or better!"
The woman said, "That would be
okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You
do realize that this wish will also make your husband the
most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to. The woman replied, "That will be okay because
I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for
me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the
world.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the
richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will
make your husband the richest man in the world
and
he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said,
"That will be okay
because what's mine is his and what's
his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's
the richest woman in the
world!
The frog then inquired about her third
wish,
.......And she answered, "I'd like a mild heart
attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess
with them!
Attention Lady Readers: This is the end of the
joke for u.
Stop here and continue feeling
better.
Male Readers, please scroll down
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The man had a 10 times milder
Heart Attack !!! (:-:)
Moral of the Story : Women are dumb so u
can very easily mess with them?!!!
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