In a train:
TC to Sadhu : "Baba kahan jaoge?"
Sadhu : "Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha."
TC: "Baba ticket dikhao.."
Sadhu: "Nahin hai...."
TC : "To phir chalo"
Sadhu : "Kahan?"
TC: "Jaha Krishan ka janam hua tha"
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" The Triangle "
At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of
serious backache.
The doctor examines him and asks him "What the
hell did you do to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night
club? Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a
noise. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the
balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not
find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running
out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it
at him, That's how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car
wreck.
The doctor says "My previous looked bad, but you look
terrible. What the hell happened to you?"
He replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now
..Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm
and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting
dressed at the same time, and you wont believe it but I was hit by a
fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two
patients do.
The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to
you?"
Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd
floor.
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To All Drivers...
The wife is busy frying eggs, when her husband comes home.
He
walks into the kitchen and immediately starts yelling: "CAREFUL!!!
CAREFUL!!! MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM NOW!!! WE NEED MORE
OIL!!! THEY ARE GOING TO STICK!!! CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! TURN
THEM!!! TURN THEM!!! HURRY UP!!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! THE OIL IS
GOING TO SPILL!!! USE MORE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!!"
The wife is very
upset: "What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you yelling like
this?
Do you think I don't know how to fry an egg?"
The husband
calmly replies: "This is to show you what it feels like, when I am
driving and you sit next to me..." |
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