If your
father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your
father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your
stupidity.
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I
was born intelligent -
education ruined
me.
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Practice
makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why
practice?
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If
it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are
the others here
for?
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Since
light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you
hear them
speak.
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How
come "abbreviated" is such a long
word?
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Money
is not everything.
There's Mastercard &
Visa.
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One
should love animals.
They are so
tasty.
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Behind
every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every
unsuccessful man, there are
two.
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Every
man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing
in
life.
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The
wise never marry.
and when they marry they become
otherwise.
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Success
is a relative term.
It brings so many
relatives.
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Never
put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off
today.
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"Your
future depends on your dreams"
So go to
sleep
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There
should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every
morning
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"Hard
work never killed anybody"
But why take the
risk
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"Work
fascinates me"
I can look at it for
hours
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God
made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our
friends.
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The
more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more
you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why
learn.
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A
bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a
train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what
more can I say........