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Waiter : "Would you like your coffee
black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you
have?"
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with
sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if
they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't
disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do
>something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk
and label it "In."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3
weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine
addictions, switch to Espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your
checks, write "For sexual favors"
7. Finish all your sentences with "in
accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather
than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are.
Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through
order is "To go."
12 . Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the
>poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your
work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your
friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the
mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you
by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17. When the money comes out the ATM,
scream "I won!, I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start
running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives,
they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over
dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one
of you go."
And the final way to keep a healthy
level of insanity.......
20. Recommend this site to someone to
make them smile. Its called therapy...
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